Allow us to reintroduce ourselves!

We Like:

TomTom, new literary magazines, bullshit, corn, tuna steaks, the ocean, shrimp cocktail, generational stereotyping, certain kinds of bullying, Montauk, lobster, McDonald’s, solidarity, 10,000 rats, lowbrow name dropping, twitter scandals, personal essays, your love life, the deep state of alt lit, bits, the grouptext, good voices, the sun, bookstores, being convinced we are wrong, to lounge

We Dislike:

Jax Taylor, corny, bullies, people with poor reading comprehension, cops, people who sit in your view line at the beach, the open marketplace of ideas, the notion that only billionaires can control the creation of culture, self serious screeds, quaran-shaming, pseudo solidarity with the working class in a moment of upheaval, miscategorizing genre, human trafficking on Overstock.com, Harvard, confirmation bias

If you’re bored then… well, you know.

Pitch us at becca@triangle.house. Submissions for Housebound will be opening up in late August, details to come.